Here are all the shows we’ve done. I loaded the entire aircheck cassette from the
first show. The second show cassette has gone missing so I only have the clips that
were on the website. Sorry about that – to make it up I have put some random
bonus material including the demo for the original show, which was called the Couzin
Ed and Lazlow show. There is all kinds of nonsense to check out. We hope you
enjoy.
-lazlow

Episode 51 was Saturday, March 1, 2014
The What Happened to Wayne Episode. He is and always will be the star of this
show. It is difficult to explain what happened here. Wayne has gone supernova. It
has all changed. This a not so slow motion trainwreck that leaves you wanting to
hug everyone and then stare into the distance.

Episode 50 was Saturday, May 25th 2013
It was Big Wayne’s birthday – so we had on some porn girls and a stripper. Plus we
interview the world’s most boring drug dealer! Wayne finally stopped being
depressed and had a good time.

Episode 49 was Saturday, April 27th 2013
The Hurricane Sandy Episode
We finally cleaned the studio up after ripping everything out on that panic stricken
evening of October 29th. I wired everything back, plugged in microphones and
sorted boxes of tape and hard drive masters. Wayne and Reed came over, and it
was like time hadn’t passed. Wayne is still unemployed, Reed is still confused about
life and I’m a rage filled mess as always. We had a blast on this one – laughed like
crazy. Wayne drove Reed to the train station way too drunk to drive. Just like last
time. We get in depth about what life was like off the grid after the storm, when
water was pouring into everyone’s homes. Knives, MRE’s, candles and booze.

Episode 48 was Saturday, October 27th 2012
The Unannounced Episode
So we finally got the home studio set up to do the show in an environment where
beer is on tap, rum is flowing, and the tech is actually wired the way we want. Oh
and did I mention there is beer on tap. This show was a lot of fun. Wayne drank
more than half of a bottle of rum and then drove Reed to the train station.
Wayne talks about things that go up his butt, we watch the Jugallo documentary, and
we discuss the hurricane that will wipe us all out.

Episode 47 was Saturday, April 7th 2012
The Ninja Episode
We called it the ninja episode because we did it under the dark of night with no
audience – totally taped it under the radar and posted online. Lots of fun was had on
this night, including a Romantic Moment with Big Wayne. Great to get the gang back
together again!

Episode 46 was Saturday, July 30th 2011
The Big Wayne Telethon Episode
Big Wayne’s health was in trouble – and he doesn’t have health care like a lot of
people in this country – so we had a telethon. People donated $2500!! It was
fantastic.

Episode 45 was Saturday, November 20th 2010
The Budweiser Tits episode
Recorded at Anthony’s Compound and streamed on the web, we get together to
make fun of Reed’s dumb podcast, discuss how Wayne is dying and won’t go to a
doctor, and listen to how soccer creates socialism.

Episode 44 was Saturday, June 19th 2010
The Terminal Wait episode
Live from Anthony’s Compound for the second time – we did 2 hours of straight
radio. We catch up with the crew, take some ridiculous phone calls, and talk about
things Wayne has violated. Anthony serves as bartender during this show, making
sure the hosts are well liquored up. Enjoy!

Episode 43 was Saturday, October 3rd 2009
The Exile episode
Live from Anthony’s Compound, our first attempt at a video show. Rough around the
edges, it was still a brilliant time. Anthony hung out and drank with us. Lazlow wore
a ridiculous shirt. And the air conditioning was out of whack, causing us to sweat like
beasts!

Episode 42 was Saturday, July 11th 2009
The Constantinople Episode
Back after 2 months - the show was in rare form with topics that really went off the
rails. Everything from freebasing to getting a mobile phone stuck in your arse is
covered. Voiceover talent and actor Lloyd Floyd came by to pimp his one man show.

Episode 41 was Saturday May 2nd, 2009
The Other White Meat Epidemic Episode
So I played the opener, hit the mashup, and Wayne ran out of the room. He
informed us later he was about to shit his pants. Evidently staying up all night
drinking, then nursing the hangover with Lucky Charms cereal and hot dogs doesn’t
do your digestive system well. Comedian Dustin Ybarra sat in with us as we heard 2
romantic moments from Wayne that involve hard drugs and man on man love. Plus
how to go to the bathroom on a golf course and blackout stories. Much much more.
This on went by fast - I hope that means it’s entertaining!

Episode 40 was Saturday March 14th, 2009
The Midlife Crisis Episode
After starting with some mic mishaps(producer Danny was drinking) we kicked right
in and checked out some new audio from Walstreetpro2 the redneck who was
destroying stuff in his house and ranting about the economy. And then we had him
call in. The most famous madam in the world, Kristen Davis stopped by and told us
about $15,000 prostitutes. We checked out some religious fanatics in the UK, some
girls that want to date Reed, and Jesus in toast.

Episode 39 was Saturday January 31st, 2009
The Reunion and comeback tour episode
We’ve officially gone somewhat legit. We had a DJ spinning live in studio. DJ
Lobsterdust came by. Couzin Ed came up from Philly – just like the old days. Rob
Cross, who started the show on Krock in 2005 made his first appearance, as he’s now
our boss. Wayne surprised us with a romantic moment that was appalling. Plus a
redneck video blog that had us in tears. Also – guess the instructional video. Truly
one of our funnier shows.

Episode 38 was Saturday January 3rd, 2009
The Twix episode
Somebody left the studio a mess – the board was configured improperly – the main
producer booth buttons weren’t working – so the show started off a little weird as we
scrambled to find workarounds. Even going to commercial was a scene, as Danny
had to call Washington and press buttons simultaneously. We played audio I
recorded of Wayne wasted in Jamaica, plus some New Years eve audio of everyone’s
favorite stroked out teenager. Wayne has a romantic moment that he remembered
as he took me through Queens on his back streets, and much more. We threatened
to make this our last show for a while, but it seems like too many people actually
listen to us, which is an odd feeling, but also a warm one, like you just drank
whiskey.

Episode 37 was Saturday December 6th, 2008
The Donuts Cigarettes and Taxes episode
Some tragedy hit two members of the show. One was in a construction accident and
the other was a victim of the current economy. Todd Hanson from The Onion
stopped by and took us into the land of 80’s metal lyrics, which was hysterical.
Suddenly the show turned very gay when gay listeners began calling in. Then we
turned a corner and went into 401k land, retards singing in church, and Midwest
American anger. Lots of fun on this show. A case of beer was consumed.

Episode 36 was Saturday November 1st, 2008
The Chemical Reed episode
Reed has been such a mass of liberal loathing over the election that we proceeded to
give him some laced cookies and let him and Wayne fight it out. The debate was
nothing less than spectacular as Reed got really freaked out and paranoid. Good
times. Comedian Bill Burr called in, as well as a slew of truckers. Of all the shows
we’ve done, I blinked and it was 20 minutes from being over. Oh yeah, we played
some retard sex ed videos as well, which were a good time.

Episode 35 was Saturday September 20th, 2008
The Jesus rode a dinosaur episode
Named in honor of the crazy lady running for Vice President of the US, we tackle the
fundamentalists and wacky religious pop culture with comedic writer Daniel Radosh,
author of Rapture Ready – a book I highly recommend. Jesus professional wrestling,
Jesus raves, Jesus junk – it’s all quite funny. Plus we play audio from R. Kelly, a
retarded cooking show, and a PSA aimed at urban youths. Had a good time on this
one.

Episode 34 was Saturday July 26th, 2008
The Merger and UKmegatron episode
We pick up where the last episode left off – and yet another altercation on the train
ride home. On this show Chemical Chris stops by, we play some amazing audio of
people getting struck by lightening, bad video game audio, a powerlifter and winner
of the Special Olympics threatens all of the UK and the queen. Then Anthony came
by to drink some beers. We turned the mic on at 9pm and blinked – it was
midnight. Lots of laughs to be had.

Episode 33 was Saturday June 28th, 2008
The Super Action Fight episode
I have to tell you that the train ride home after these shows is always a trip. The
trick I think is to not sit in a bathroom car, as that is where the drunks congregate so
that they have easy access to relieve their drink-sodden bellies. Some teenagers
who were fans of Wayne sat next to us and then, to show how drunk and down they
were, started a fight with a rival group of teenagers. It was a melee. And, indeed, a
perfect ending to a night in which our show had two chicks beating the absolute shit
out of each other. Plus Reed tried to wrestle one and was in a choke hold in short
order. Plus we play some mentally handicapped bands, tackle the teenage
pregnancy problem, and Wayne drinks 8 Guinness’s. I really liked this episode.
Possibly in the top 5. Also, The Lazlow Show celebrates 3 years on the air with this
episode!

Episode 32 was Saturday May 10th, 2008
The Doppelganger episode
So GTA IV has hit shelves, and at the party to celebrate in Scotland, 3 people came
dressed as the Lazlow character from the game. Too weird. On this episode we talk
about the GTA IV media tour, and strangely get into a very intimate conversation
that details how Wayne and Chris stole cars in the 1980s. Chris sat in for Reed, who
went to Vegas to get plastic surgery or something. Some bizarre porn PSAs, Pedo
pop, a guy calls in and offers to bring chicks by to wrestle on our next show. And the
best part, on the train ride home from the show , Wayne and Chris were blasted.
When some poor drunk guy on the train was wasted in the bathroom, taking too
much time, Wayne threw open the door, tossed him out, and he sat leaning over the
chair into the aisle drooling, throwing up and mumbling until a trio of drunk 18 year
olds came to help him, at which point Wayne hit on them and was screaming to the
whole train about their lack of fidelity. Good times.

Episode 31 was Saturday February 23rd, 2008
The White Girls on Youtube episode
It finally happened. After numerous shows on Opie and Anthony’s channel, we finally
plied one of the radio superstars with booze and got him to come on the Saturday
night program. Anthony came on and hung out, rendering Wayne and Reed
speechless. We get a surprise call from Patrice Oneal. Truly a star studded show.

Episode 30 was Saturday January 12th, 2008
The Overproof episode
Show 30 was a whirlwind as we discussed the Wayne and Lazlow Christmas trip to
Jamaica where Lazlow got heat stroke and Wayne was drinking 120 proof rum right
after breakfast. It was a perfect way to spend Christmas – by avoiding it. Fred
Armisen from Saturday Night Live came on to hang out for a while. Somehow we got
on global warming which had a lot of people throwing in opinions. A book report
written about the show was read aloud and we talk to truckers.

Episode 29 was Saturday October 20th , 2007
The Forgotten Summer Episode
It’s called the forgotten summer because I was working 60+ hours a week on GTA4
and Wayne was blitzed on the beach. Reed was sitting in the dark eating boxes of
granola bars and yelling at his television before sobbing himself to sleep naked on
the couch. You see, he lost his scooter. Actually it was stolen.
We think this is one of our best shows to date. People called in about their massive
pill addictions. Todd Hanson from The Onion came on and chilled for a while as we
checked out some weird audio from men that fall in love with dolls. Wayne leaves to
go smoke. Dirty Diamond came on and sang songs that were awful and awesome at
the same time. Plus we checked out some HR videos that teach you how to never be
fun or offensive in the office. This one FLEW by and we laughed like crazy. Every
time we do another show we love it and want to do more – so we will. We’re booking
the next few shows in a couple of months.

Episode 28 was Saturday March 31st, 2007
The Fantasy Episode
The Lazlow Show crew got together for what turned out to be a great show.
Couzin Ed actually appeared for half the show! Episode 28 was a lot of fun.
Opie and Anthony kindly gave us another weekend slot on their XM channel
and we had a blast. Thanks to producer Danny for putting together the
weekends and taking such great care of us.
On the train ride home Wayne and I had several slices of pizza from Penn
Station that he proceeded to shove into his face and drip grease all over. He
nearly got into it with a Harry Potter lookalike who didn't seem to appreciate
his overexcited post-show demeanor. Couzin Ed called in from his train ride
home to Philly and got into a mad poker game with some drunks and an
admitted crackhead. It's odd the people you meet on trains - though it makes
sense once you realize that the majority of people taking public transit lost
their driving privileges due to substance abuse.
Comedian Christian Finnegan joined us on this show. And the callers were hysterical.
Thanks to all the fans who email in praise from around the world. some
subscribe to the XM online feed and stay up till 5am to listen. We do a show
only once every couple of months and it's great to get the messages of
support. Thanks all.

Episode 27 was Saturday January 27th 2007
The animal episode
Despite a noshow by Couzin Ed and Gaylord Menzies, we had a great time.
This show went by in a blink. Jaguar Skills called in and told us about almost
dying. Big Wayne goes head to head with a surgeon. We play some audio
from a recent documentary that really changes the meaning of loving animals.
One of the head writers from the Daily Show Chris Regan stopped by. And
the discussion of Siamese Twins was off the charts. Plus Wayne and horse
carriages don’t mix.

Episode 26 was Saturday December 2nd 2006
You never know what kind of guest Reed is gonna book. Some are great. Others are
sleepy. Comedian Todd Levin stopped by and told us about how boring machinama
is, but better yet we talked about his trip to German Nazi camps. Horrible jokes
follow. Mandy Stadtmiller comes by and Lazlow snorts some snuff. Wayne and high
school chicks on bikes – it’s indescribable. We get a little nerdy on this show but it
was fun.

Episode 25 was Saturday Sept 16th 2006
It’s our second appearance of the Lazlow show on Opie and Anthony’s XM
satellite station. Reed brings a comedian friend on. Lazlow got electrocuted.
Big Kev comes to nearly kill Lazlow. Wayne is several beers deep. Loads of
fun. Plus a mystery guest for Wayne. Erock screws up the production piece
for the end of the show, but I pasted it on there anyway.

Episode 24 was Saturday April 8th 2006
Opie and Anthony gave us a chance to muddy their airwaves for one
weekend. Wayne, Reed and I hung out for an evening to discuss everything
that has happened since the last show, how the show broke up a relationship,
Wayne in Jamaica, Rosie’s cruise, Arnold’s tourism videos, and more. Jim
Florentine called in and Comedian Rob Paravonian stopped by to play a song.
Thanks to O&A for the opportunity, and to their staff for running things, and
most of all to the O&A fans who have been so supportive and made us part of
a massive dysfunctional family.
Note: the last 2-3 minutes of the show was clipped off by the central XM
computer in Washington, but the full show is posted here cause the O&A staff
recorded a feed from the board.

Episode 23
Sunday December 18th
The Final KRock Episode
K-Rock New York 92.3 FM
Sundays 6pm to 10pm Eastern in New York
Earlier this year I got a call from Rob Cross at K-Rock in New York. He
wanted to hear what kind of talk radio show I would put together, as he was a
huge fan of the talk radio, comedy, and production I did for the Grand Theft
Auto Games. I called my best friends, we ramped up and put it on the air in
New York. Soon our bandwidth bill went crazy. Fan mail poured in from
people who were downloading the show from Scotland, Thailand, Africa, Brazil
and parts unknown. The number of people listening in the New York area
DOUBLED in the ratings. The station announced a change to all talk and our
champion and boss Rob Cross left to go work for satellite radio. We were
offered a slot to stay and do a daily show and work overnights during the
week(for a fraction of what all make now at our regular jobs). I’m proud of
the show we do, and Reed, Wayne and I talked about it and agreed if we
aren’t being paid for our time, we’d pull the plug. Thanks to the hundreds of
thousands of people who listened in the New York area, and thanks to
everyone worldwide for all the emails.
The last show – we had a blast on this show. What a mess though. They’re
tearing the station apart. The studio next door(Howard’s studio) is in pieces
in the hall and cables are running all over. They’re building David Lee Roth’s
studio, so there were some issues recording the show, as the cranky
engineers were unplugging things all night(mostly the cd recorders), and
throwing us nasty signals through the window. Gaylord Menzies came by to
hang out. Wil Wheaton called in. Opie and Anthony’s producer Erik came by.
Bipolar Boy Alex Anthony called to say he had his recorder seized by goons at
the Luxor in Vegas for interviewing the illegal immigrants on the sidewalk who
hand out prostitute brochures. Freedom. Couzin Ed sat in, and we actually
took calls, as they installed a delay machine that works with the phones.

Episode 22 was Sunday December 11th
It’s a lot of fun not knowing when your last show is gonna be. International
hacker superstar Emmanuel Goldstein came on to talk about jamming the
McDonalds drive through and the national code for all Fedex drop boxes.
Comedian Jesse Joyce came on too. Plus we had great ominous music. A guy
called in to promo his book and we pretended not to hear him. Good fun
tonight.

Episode 21 was Sunday December 4th
The Afterglow Episode
Jim Florentine on the show plus audio from the um, movie shoot we went to.
Laughed like crazy on this show. I can’t see I’m so tired, so show lineup later.

Episode 20 was Sunday Nov. 27th
Best of – (aka reruns)
We took off Thanksgiving weekend, where Lazlow went snowboarding at
Whistler in Canada and Wayne watched Survivor. Reed….he read comic books
and played video games with his “friends.”

Episode 19 was Sunday Nov. 20th
The Wayne and the homeless girl episode
After weeks of taunts, Wayne brings in the legendary tape of him and the
homeless girl he was, um, having relations with in the 80s. Porn producer Joe
Gallant and two starlets came by for Porn Idol, where they rated Wayne on his
performance, clothes(he wore socks the entire time) and more. We had to
dump out of delay 3 times for someone saying something crazy, but these
mp3s contain the unedited version from the board. Couzin Ed was an idiot to
miss this show. The crew invited us to check out filming of their, um, work at
a shoot after the show. We did. More on how that traumatized me like a
Vietnamese village girl running down the street on fire will be explained on
the next show. We had a great time in this episode.

Episode 18 was Sunday Nov. 13th
The repeat episode
Remember when the gang from your favorite sitcom found themselves locked
in a bank vault or stuck in a jail by a crazy prospector? They would reminisce
about previous shows, with someone saying “remember that time we went to
the Grand Canyon?” and then a harp sound played into the old clip. It was a
cheap excuse to play reruns and give the crew time off. Well that’s what we
did. We played a “best of” show with clips from previous shows. It would
have gone great too, except someone lost the “best of” cds at K-Rock and
couldn’t find them at the station for two hours. We can’t even take a week off
without issues. Damn.

Episode 17 was Sunday Nov. 6th
What a great night. We start off with tales of backstage at Opie and
Anthony’s Halloween party. Big up to those guys. They have been great to
us and between hanging out on air with them and the invite to the big party,
they’ve turned a lot of people on to our show. Comedian Jim Florentine calls
in. Comedian Bill Burr finally met Wayne last week and comes to hang out on
the show. The comic book guy who drew pictures of us called in with tales of
meeting his second wife at a strip club during a bachelor party for his first
marriage

Episode 16 was Sunday Oct. 30rd
Wow. This show made my face hurt from laughing. First off, we got a call on
Friday that the ratings are in. They show the difference in audience between
before and after our show went on the air. We doubled the # of listeners in a
lot of demos, and actually doubled the number of listeners during the death
hour, 8p-9p, when the Simpsons is on. We’re all pretty shocked.
Reed gets locked out of the building, so we grill his hot 20-year-old sister and
get some serious dirt on him. Listen for the bit on Hanson. Comedian
Amanda Melson comes by, Todd Hanson, head writer on the Onion calls in.
The Onion got a nasty letter from the White House who I guess thinks the
paper is real. Wayne on how to buy crack. Couzin Ed sits in with us.

Episode 15 was Sunday Oct. 23rd
Bipolar Boy Alex sits in for Reed, who calls in from a BBQ festival in North
Carolina. The history of Wayne’s beard. Diners club stories. Couzin Ed calls
into the show worrying about his drinking. We get some behind the scenes
whining from Madonna, plus audio of a terrifying set of Arian twins who are
singing hate folk music and playing acoustic covers of white power songs.
Stalker stories of girls sending um, worn clothing to lazlow and couzin ed.
Frank Chavez comes in and he and Wayne have a lengthy discussion about
how to steal cars. Tons of family entertainment here. Lazlow bumps into Bill
Gates. The Sharper Image monkey head. Plus, word around the campfire is
the station we’re on is going all talk and dumping the rock, but nobody’s
called us yet. Everybody else at station is buggin. We assumed we were
gonna last for four shows, so THE CALL will be no surprise to us. I’m shocked
they let us get away with what we have for this long.

Episode 14 was Sunday Oct. 16th
The kibosh episode
Great show this week. We were going to have an intern contest and some
sumo wrestlers on, but that got the kibosh. So instead we talked about
stealing cars and how to take them to a chop shop, as well as other things.
Lazlow went to a wedding, stories of bad wedding factories. Floods in the
north east. We get blamed for messing with people’s studios and sticker
bombin’ the station. It wasn’t us. The transcript from Reed’s call to a phone
sex line. Comedian Leo Allen hangs out on the show

Episode 13 was Sunday Oct. 9th
The spite, faith, and KRST episode
Couzin Ed returns. His girlfriend is, um, younger than him. Family members
listening to the show. We make Wayne watch Return of the Jedi since he’s
NEVER seen any Star Wars movies. Time Out has their sex issue and Soren
Larson comes on to talk about it. Jimmy Inappropriate stops by. Stories from
Ireland, and Lazlow plays new production he did over the weekend with Jeff
Berlin to help the station transition to a religious format, because religious
kooks can say anything they want and always get away with it. Tales of
hanging out at the 7-11 asking adults to buy beer. Wayne’s bad credit. The
Lazlow breakoff with Wayne’s girl.

Episode 12 was Sunday Oct. 2nd
The International episode:
We had to hit the dump button 4 times this show. What I’m posting here is
the unedited version! Enjoy.
British comedian Gaylord sits in with us. We play some messages from
celebrities that will dump you girl or come out to your parents. Wayne babysits for cocaine. Crazy Katrina stories. Reed’s new music. TVs mounted in a
monkey, more fans send in weird rap. Comedian Christian Finnegan. We got
a TON of email about this show.
Also, as a note. Wayne, Reed and I would like to thank the fans in the New
York area listening and the tens of thousands of people worldwide coming to
download this show. The emails are amazing. It has been so overwhelming
that even our Internet provider called us asking why a bajillion gig is being
downloaded each day. We’re trying to figure out a way to pay for the
bandwidth, as it’s more than massive at the moment. Like, costing us
money. Like, more massive than the “shift fee” K-Rock pays anyone who
walks in the door to baby-sit a hard drive that plays music for 4 hours. We
said from day one we’re not playing the music – instead - doing our thing –
talking for four hours, playing produced bits. This is a blast, and people would
kill to have 4 hours on THE NYC rock station, but if we don’t get signed to
something that can at least pay Reed’s heating bill, buys Wayne a new
circular saw and pays my comic book bill, we agreed as a team from day one
we’ll shut this thing down before end of year. It’s fun as hell, and being on
the biggest rock station in the nation for four hours each week is cool, but
Reed’s unemployed and looking for a job, Wayne makes good money as a
carpenter building houses, and I got a one man production company trying to
produce stuff for clients between video game projects. We went into this
knowing each episode could be the last. And the next one could be. We don’t
know. Maybe K-Rock or a satellite company will pick us up. If not, or until
then, thanks for listening. -lazlow

Episode 11 was Sunday Sept. 25th
The drunk episode
Couzin Ed doesn’t remember being on the show last week. Audio from a bachelor party
where I talk to drunk chicks, a bus is destroyed, a homeless man harasses me. The United
Negro Pizza Fund. Comedian Rob Paravonian comes on the show and tells USO stories of
hanging with the boys in Iraq and Afghanistan. Stuff you buy when you evacuate. How to
get rid of your meth while being chased by a cop.
Rob Paravonian sings a song. Lazlow stories of a chick that slept with 64 chicks. Reed
defends his moped. Jaguar Skills broke the Kate Moss story. Wayne knows all the places
guys get together to hook up. Pickle park.
Wayne gets naked and forgets his friend is in
the living room. Then pukes. Wayne has his own language. Lazlow makes a retard
mistake. Email from Doom pioneer John Romero. Sweaty Steve. Couzin Ed calls in. And
he’s in a bar again. Couzin Ed and Jimmy Inappropriate are coming back. Jim Florentine’s
new album.
We have to dump out cause the ONE CALLER ON THE SHOW cusses. George Bush drunk.
Reed stalks the Ronald McDonald House. Hooters manual. Some clips of Wayne debuted on
the Opie and Anthony Show. Jaguar Skills debuted nationwide too. Japanese buying stuff
out of vending machines.

Episode 10 was Sunday Sept. 18th
The movie trailer opening into a mix of Nelly and Lynard Skynard
Couzin Ed calls in drunk. More Jimmy Inappropriate. Ed maces his little guy.
Detroit sucks. OnStar paranoia. Reed’s moped. Asian rap lyrics. Wayne
talks about his hot Puerto Rican bartender with junk in the trunk. Christian
Rap. Wayne films himself banging a homeless girl. Todd Hansen, head writer
for The Onion stops by. Lazlow discovers a dead body. Wayne’s discovered
several. Communicating with Jon Benet Ramsey. Stories from the A-team.
Hurricane auction. Gas prices. Klingon karaoke. Skype sucks. Gay advice.
Wayne addicted to horse races in GTASA. Russian hooers. Comic book
movies suck. Matt the Marine underground horse video. Roomba fetish. Clip
from our demo tape. Lazlow has retard strength. Reed disses us for going to
TGIFridays. Fan mail.

Episode 9 was Sunday Sept. 11th
The reunion episode was on. Couzin Ed, who has me on his daily Philly radio
show, um , daily, came up from brother love land and hung out. He and I go
back to when I moved from a rock station in Missouri and he came from
Virginia and we did some shows at WDRE in NY. He got a gig in Philly and I
headed off to video game land but when K-Rock called and asked me to do a
show I said he’s the guy I want to be a partner. Since Ed’s so busy he can
only stop by once in a while. It was great to hang with him. On with the
show…
We talked about the Rockstar Games NY Bodyboarding Pro where Jeff
Hubbard busted mad airs. Wayne hung out with him all weekend.
Fashion week. Kanye West has a new song. I had to Fonzarelli the crappy
Krock board to make Wayne’s mic work. More TV B Gone tales. Getting
dragged behind a boat in our new sport – it’s rodeo, but with a speedboat
dragging you across the ocean on a bodyboard. Relatives listening to the
show. Jeff Hubbard talks about 30 foot waves landing on you. Wayne and
the deserted island.
By the way, the first thing we noticed walking into the studio tonight is
that a certain sticker that was put on the door by our friend from Opie and
Anthony(who hung out last week) had disappeared. Someone took offense.
We got some attention from hoo-hoo. His listeners are calling into the
hotline and making all the strobe lights flash in the studio during the show.
Really lame. Evidently you can only listen to one radio show each day in hoohooville
It was great having Couzin Ed on the show.
More with Couzin Ed, our guest John Friedman says he’s trying to break some
records. He wants to take care of a mule. I feel like Jay Leno. Tony Danza
sex moves. Maria Sharpova and a mule. Then we’re out.
Thanks to all the fans out there downloading the show each week from
locations worldwide

Episode 8 was Sunday Sept. 4th
We have a special guest from the Opie and Anthony show on, plus a live
Episode of Jaguar Skills as we patch into his studio in Spain.
Plus, Wayne has to defend himself from the way he wears his board shorts at
the beach hiked up like a diaper.
We announce who is coming on the show – Erik from Opie and Anthony comes
by to hang out and discuss the auction Opie and Anthony are having for
Hurricane Katrina. We end up discussing Kanye West and his rant, how the
media is editing out the fact that the Bush administration has been on
vacation during a disaster. Wayne says shut up, he wants to loot. A
homeless man asked Wayne to kill him. Then we announce Wayne is going to
be appearing live at the big bodyboarding event in Long Beach sponsored by
Rockstar games. Great stuff here.
We’ve made it to episode 8. Gas prices are madness.
Reed drives a sissy scooter. Erik talks more about the fundraiser. It’s my birthday. Erik tries the
ol “It’s Jimmy’s birthday” gag. Plus Alaska talk –audio from Opie and
Anthony.
The homeless man calls me. Clothing sales. Wayne owes me money. Rock
stuff for sale that helps Katrina victims. Marines that want to kill Wayne.
Assault discussions. Then some discussion of what a sensationalist piece of
garbage some of the media is. Then Reed calls to try and get us some juice.
Guys that marry 14 year olds, high schools with lots of pregnancies,
nickleback sucks, a marine gives us an MRE for Wayne to eat on the air. 3
guys can’t even open the MRE. Eric used to teach at the CT school of
broadcasting. The Goths are upset about New Orleans. Lazlow’s impression
of radio DJs.
Man, I gotta get an intern. These things take forever to post. Anyway, in this
segment we discuss if a scout is in our midst, we call out the guy who
impersonated the homeless man that wanted wayne to kill him. KROCK
wants us to sign a “business conduct statement.” Some info on the
bodyboarding competition wayne is going to be at this weekend. Clear
Channel is having jocks mention products in conversation to make money.
Craigs list for lost people – then wayne’s new alarm.
More pregnancy statistics, dumb new sports, then a live hookup with Jaguar
Skills.
The crossover finale. We go large. Wayne and the bartender he convinces
that he’s a porn star. Tales of the TV-B-Gone, the device on your keychain
that turns off televisions. We get busted for turning off TVs in bars. Train
junkies are weird. Signed stuff to raise funds for the hurricane. Wayne sees
chicks. Then Wayne does some romantic moments from Craigs List. Then we
talk about Wil Wheaton and he calls in. He is the king of geeks and we bow
down to his super fly ninja linux nerd skillz.

Episode 7 was Sunday August 28th
Man, I’m still hung over from the party after this show. Wayne has been on
the radio 3 times and already has a NYC bar giving us free drinks after the
show. On this episode we got some serious inside info about some basketball
stars and celebrities that got diseases! I expect to see stuff from this show in
the NY Post soon, I gotta be honest.
We had a wicked cool opening and then played some music we weren’t
supposed to play. Thanks to Party Ben for the mashup.
We talked to the Playboy advisor about weird letters people send in asking
about their miserable lives.
Wayne disses other people on the station. Then I talk some more about what
a craphole that radio station is. Then we review some fan mail, one of which
may be from Carrottop.
Air guitar stories. While reed went to go his headphones we trashed him. We
played some antidrug messages to Wayne to keep him off the H. Wayne tells
stories of Thanksgiving table weed smoking in front of mom.
Big Lez, who is on the red carpet at every major Hollywood event comes on
the show. She is one groovy soul mama. We play some Japanese rap. Big
Lez has some stories of Bobby and Whitney smoking smack. And Shuge
Knight stories. How the hell do you spell suge night?
Japanese photographers are rude. Rap has taken over and rock stations are
dying. The difference between drive bys in NY vs LA, and Big Lez tells what
hip hop stars have cooties. Then we play Jaguar Skills. Big Lez plays his
girlfriend.
Callers from prison. Ring tones for your house. Payola stories. Then we play
another Party Ben mashup of the Breeders with Snoop
Big Lez goes on about LA falling into the ocean. Payola explained – Wayne
and Cindy Sheehan square off. Someone counts how many times Bush says
9/11. Republicans that call New Yorkers who lived through 9/11 cowards.
Stories of Public Enemy. Everybody in Hollywood sleeps in a matchbook.
Jaguar Skills teased. He could have slept with Kate Moss. THEN the call from
the boss.
The new Bush song. The new Bloodhound Gang song.
Songs that fade suck. We talk to our good friend Matt the Marine. Stories of
the Tyson fight with a room full of Marines. Wayne loves Matt’s girl. Then….
the bombshell.

Episode 6 was Sunday August 21st
This will be called the crime show, as the entire four hours were stories about
robbing shoe stores, trains, and my old friend Frank Chavez, who is an actor
and repo man told tales of taking people’s stuff back.
We opened the show with a mashup called Led Snooplin by Party Ben. Then
we made Wayne watch a sexual harassment video
We plan some hacker tricks with mobile phone jammers, and Wayne talks
about robbing stores in queens in the 80s. Audio in the second half fault of
Krock.
Robots that exercise and have their own robots. Plus we play some Jaguar
Skills.
Frank Chavez aka Fernando comes on to talk about his day job-repossessing
cars. Plus tales of drug running, shooting roids, and getting hit by lightening.
Lazlow stories of slinging pizzas, racist delivery drivers shooting tear gas at
minorities and gun rules. Online game detectives looking for virtual adultery.
And a new talk show going on inside Halo2 online where guests get shot
during interviews. Then we made Wayne read the news.

Episode 5 was Sunday August 14th
The call came Monday morning after our fourth show. We were moved….to
Sunday evenings. They say people are more geared to listen to a talk show
on Sundays as opposed to Fridays.
My old friend Wayne joined the show and could be the official sidekick. How
can you go wrong with a fat guy that has a dreadlocked beard down to his
waist? Our guest Victor Varnado, the black albino, and Wayne kinda got into
it. He kinda freaked Wayne out.
Let me say this: Krock makes millions of dollars a year and the equipment is
TERRIBLE. I have better equipment in my studio by the beach. Everything in
that dump is broken.
Listen to part 1 (audio quality fault of Krock)
Beach stories, stuff from the week, lazlow clip from Opie and Anthony.
Listeners about to go to jail call in, fan mail from a Marine who listened to
Lazlow while invading Baghdad. Discussion of virtual dogs, closing out the
show
I think it was our best show yet. Wayne was a big hit. Reed doesn’t agree,
but he’s from Virginia.

Episode 4 was Friday August 5th
Comedian Jim Florentine who is most famous for his work on crank yankers
stopped by. Couzin Ed called in drunk to tell stories of kayaking to an adult
film shoot. Plus Jim hates Applebees.
Jim plays some of his crank calls, plus stories of crank calling with Eminem.
Tips on when to pick up strippers, and doing comedy at strip clubs.
We talk about how romantic comedies suck. We play another Romantic
Moment with Big Wayne. Jim tries to get us fired by saying things he
shouldn’t. Then we play Episode 4 of Jaguar Skills.
More blog bashing, with a hot teen blog. Lazlow tells stories of weird
rednecks in Alaska. We talk more about Jimmy the day laborer. Deaf people
love rock radio. Lazlow registers Reed’s name on the Internet. We talk about
Bubb Rubb.
Show closing. We talk about the fine, fine hooligans calling into the show. All
our fans are loaded. Then we predict getting axed from Fridays for what
when on tonight. And it happens.

Episode 3 was Friday July 29th
We had to replace our third man, who was told not to be on the show
anymore. So we picked up a day laborer in the Home Depot parking lot.
Picking up a day laborer to be on the show
Training him to be on the radio
Driving the day laborer to the studio
Jimmy tells us how to rent female day laborers

Episode 2 was Friday July 22nd
The cassette for this show disappeared.
Big week! The biggest rock station in the nation went ill for a few hours
during the second episode. Man, those studios are crap. Phone system
busted, computers buggin. But we had a great show. If this doesn’t get us
taken off the air then I’ve lost faith in corporate radio. Wait, that happened a
long time ago.
Not much audio to post here…..
Comedian Jonathan Corbit stopped in and we yakked about the Olympics and
how fat Americans need to step up.
Jaguar Skills episode 2 was debuted
And our old friend, the carpenter from Queens, Big Wayne gave us a romantic
moment

Episode 1 was Friday July 15th
Note – the audio from this is off of the aircheck cassette.
The first show went well, if you consider the hotline ringing like crazy and
within an hour one of the three members of the show being told by his
employer, a major sports team(who was listening) he couldn’t be on the show
anymore. Not bad for round one. I don’t even know if there’s going to be a
round two. I’ll have audio from the first show posted soon hopefully. Krock
NY, flush with cash, has spent it on everything except the studios and the
bloody DAT machine is broken, recording 4 hours of static-filled crap, which is
an analogy for our show.
Opie and Anthony did a bit Tuesday about the first Lazlow show and the
response. Gene Simmons was on the first show
Howard Stern even made a few snarky comments about us. Not bad for week
one.
We did debut The First Jaguar Skills Adventure.

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